It’s not a beer shortage your fridge is afraid of

It’s bad grammar! My “out of beer,” whatever that is, wants me to stop at this smoke shop, and apparently this is scaring my fridge. Well, that’s enough to confuse my brain for the rest of the year.

This is what happens when you keep TOO MUCH beer in your fridge.

Strike SEVEN for Dirty Harry’s

I have a fantasy that involves purchasing a cheap pocket dictionary, wrapping it, and sending it to the owner of Dirty Harry’s as a Christmas gift. I’m not joking. One grammar error is forgivable, two grammar errors is embarrassing, and three grammar errors is a disgrace…but SEVEN? Seven is downright inexcusable. Seeing as it’s the holiday season (not hoilday, as Dirty Harry’s would say), I’ll find it in my heart to let them all slide. But Dirty Harry’s might want to make a New Year’s resolution and learn to proofread their freakin’ signs!

Sponsor a proofreader today. Immediately.

Orchard Animal Hospital spends so much time ridding animals of their reproductive organs that they haven’t rid their sign of spelling errors. The -or versus -er war has claimed another victim, as this veterinary office chose the wrong one for sponsor.

Time to change schools!

In general, a school with a misspelled word on its reader board would have me doubting its quality of education. But to make matters worse, this is a private school that misspelled the word conferences. Parents, get your money back!

No class? Oh well, probably a waste of time anyway.

D is for dummy

Not every word with a “d” sound actually contains the letter D. Some people just…can’t…grasp the idea. Take this sign on a mini refrigerator, for example:

Note that “refrigerator” on the sign on top of the box is spelled correctly. Come on, get your poop in a group!

In the market for some spelling errors?

First off, HAPPY NATIONAL PUNCTUATION DAY!

Last night, I made a trip to the store to buy some fudge bars and left with something even better:

I see some spelling that needs to be disinfected...

Rapsberry: the official flavor of Ghostface Killa?

This sign is special

Repeat offender alert! Earlier this year, Club Savvy’s horribly botched the spelling of “tonight.” I pass this sign several times a week and I’ve had my eye on it for the past seven months. Today they FINALLY messed up again.

You might want to take it easy on those keg cups, Savvy...

A medium-sized typo

When I was on vacation last week, I stopped at a gas station to use the restroom and had to stand in a frustratingly long line. Turns out it was for the best, because this is what I found while I was waiting:

Not cool, Zip Trip (pun intended).