Friday: English tutoring

I know children who can spell Wednesday, but this person just couldn’t do it. The best part is that they abbreviated Tuesday and Thursday and tried (and failed) to spell Wednesday. I also hope Y decides to show up to the Cinco de Mayo party…

Officer, I swear to drunk I’m not God

I spotted this sign when I drove past the business yesterday (and by “business,” I mean “bar”). I think someone had a few too many drinks before they changed the lettering on the sign.

What lesson can we take away from this? Don’t drink and sign.