You can fix cars, but can you fix your sign?

I hope the mechanics at Garry’s Automotive are more careful with their customers’ cars than they are with their spelling.

Grammar nerds only

A sign where I work:

It goes without saying that the misspelling of “personnel” drives me insane. However, it has also inspired me. I’d like to make my own sign and tape it to the wall outside my cubicle, and it will read: “GRAMMAR NERDS ONLY with required English skills.” Yes, I’m adding that to my to-do list for tomorrow.

I guess they can’t exchange the sign, either

Say this out loud as you read it. You’ll sound like you have an accent (unless you have one already, that is).