My name is Hope. There is only one thing you need to know about me: I hate poor grammar. It’s bad enough that 95% of my Facebook news feed is chock-full of grammar errors, but that’s not what REALLY grinds my gears. The grammar sins that drive me batty are those committed by “professionals.” Bad Facebook grammar is forgivable (albeit obnoxious), but there is simply no excuse for bad grammar in publications, on business signs and websites, in restaurant menus, in advertisements, and on television.
In the professional world, I’m the bounty hunter of poor grammar. If you botch the English language, I WILL find you–and then I will plaster it here and make fun of you until the cows come home. As an added bonus, I’ll throw in some humorous grammar lessons from time to time. (Trust me, some of you could really benefit from a lesson or two.)
Other things you might like to know about me: I’m obsessed with cats. I don’t function without coffee. I collect bouncy balls. I’m a Tetris master. I’m a fiction writer. I live in a house made of wasabi peas. (Okay, that last one is a lie.)