Fear not, fellow grammar snobs: I have not been sucked into a black hole. The bittersweet explanation of my absence these past few weeks is simply that I have not seen any grammar errors floating about. This is good news for the fate of the English language, but bad news for a woman whose blog depends on poor language skills.
Last night as I was perusing the TV listings, I found this:
Annnnnnd we’re back!
You might be wondering, What does the Grammaniac even do when she doesn’t have any grammar to criticize? First, I finally self-published my Christmas children’s book. Believe it or not, I actually have a soft spot for children and fun, imaginative stories. I know: mind blown, right?
I also make videos of my idiot cat.
I have forever solidified my level of geekery.
Grammaniac 
I don’t understand “Y” they didn’t notice their mistake… Your book sounds like a lot of fun! 🙂
Your cat is adorable!
I hate bad grammar and spelling! I just don’t get why people don’t know that your and you’re mean two different things! Think about it and it becomes obvious which is to be used. The other is an apostrophe in a plural. Or more to the point, a list of a few plurals but only one or two have the apostrophe and the rest don’t. This does not compute with me. What on earth is the line of thinking there?!